Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

If you think that Christmas is the most wonderful and joyous time of the year, then clearly, you have never had pets before. Because somehow, after you get pets, Christmas gets even happier. Prepare yourselves for dogs tangled in Christmas lights and for cats climbing up your Christmas trees with absolutely no shame. And prepare for these disasters to be the best, happiest disasters ever. Really, after having Christmas with them, you will no longer even remember what it was like to have it without them. 

And it's really no surprise that our pets enjoy this Christmas time as much as we do, especially the first time. You may not remember the first time that you experienced the magic of Christmas, because you were just too young for it, but you will certainly remember your pets' first Christmas and all the magic that comes along with it. And you know what? In case it has been a while since that has happened for you with your pet as well, we have put together some new - and very excited - pets experiencing their first Christmas for you to fawn over. 

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We, as people who desperately love cats - cats of all kind, big and small - we can never imagine doing anything bad to them. To us, a small lion cub is no different than a house kitten. They are fragile, they are growing, they need to be treated with love and care. Lion cubs are vulnerable the same way that any baby animal is. And although we can't imagine ever doing anything less than kind to them, there are people out there, unfortunately, who very much can.

The men who stole this precious lion cub and tried to sell it understood just how vulnerable the cub was, and they took advantage of it. They tried to use the cub's vulnerability for their own gain, passing him from human to human, looking for someone to buy him. There was no care, no love. If the cub hadn't been found and rescued when it was, before the damage was irreversible, there's no telling what kind of life he would have had. But he was saved. And he was given a second chance, a new life in a sanctuary in Africa, and there, he not only healed, he actually started to thrive. 

Posted by Sarah Brown

This little sweetheart first appeared at the feral feeding station in late October, running off the moment the door opened. By the next day, she was waiting with the colony but too scared to eat from their bowl, so she got her own little pile. It was immediately clear she wasn't a true feral. She wanted pets, wanted to be picked up, and was heartbreakingly thin. After posting online, calling shelters, and checking for a microchip with no results, it seemed no one was looking for her.

She stayed in the basement for a few days while introductions were prepared. At her first vet visit, she weighed only 6.1 pounds, but she tested negative for everything. Three weeks later, she'd already gained a pound and a half. She let her new hooman clip her nails, brush her fur, and even clean her teeth without fuss, proving she'd definitely been a pet before.

Now she's settling beautifully into the home she chose. She's getting along with the older resident cats, cuddling on the couch, playing under doors, and acting like she's lived there forever. A warm future awaits her.

Posted by Briana Viser

We all want money, but unfortunately it doesn't grow on trees like it did for Boomers. Just kidding. It's no laughing matter! But cats are, so we're here to bring bridge the gap between your worst fears, and your greatest pleasures - cats living it up in style through cat memes! Cats love to live the good life. They simply can't get enough of that organic cat nip, gluten-free wet food, and cruelty free cat toys, made by ex-cat prisoners to better boost the economy. Cats really know how to live the good life, and it shows in their lifestyle. Do you ever wonder where all your money is going? It's going to their $18 matcha drinks, their fancy cat mocktails, and their sweater vests and winter cardigans. 


It's okay to feel like you want more money than you have, and it's okay to scroll cat memes to dissociate from working harder for more money. Welcome to the glitziest, glammiest, most fabulously fur-coated corner of the internet: a place where cats don't just purr, they prosper. These 40 fancy felines have clawed their way into full riches — not the financial kind (though some do lounge on velvet cushions that cost more than our rent), but the riches of luxury, leisure, and a lifestyle built entirely around being undeniably adored.

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats sure are a creative bunch. They know how to solve problems in a variety of ways, all the way from incredibly sensitive and well-thought-out, to wild, frenetic and recklessly getting the job done. Which is what makes them such scarily bad work from home companions, for if your job requires you to ignore your cat child's schedule while working from home, then you will be in for quite the series of unfortunate events.

The mildest of which is them using their cuteness to lull you into a deep and sweet sleep as they purr away on your lap. But if that does not work, then they will be more than happy to handle things in different ways, ways that become progressively more clawminal as they develop. So the next time you are upset about having to leave home for work, maybe be just a little thankful too that doing so will not cost you your job…

Posted by Laurent Shinar

While there are no shortage of surprises that can happen when you go for a job interview, the surprise that the protagonist of today's story faced when going for their job interview was one that you certainly could not have prepawed for. For while under normal circumstances, this job hopeful might have brought along past examples of their work a portfolio if you will, it would have been less than useless in the trapping of an errant feline that decided it was high time they escaped in the office they had been brought into. Promoting the hiring manager to make a last minute decision to turn their interview's task section into a live game of catch that cat.

Thankfully, the crafty catto was captured swiftly by our heroic job hunter who was rewarded with the position they so sought after. Moral of the story being to travel with cat treats, lest you end up in a situation where your job literally depends upon catching a cat.

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We're not saying we're mad at a person that we've never met, but… yes. Yes, we do. We're very mad at this old lady and her disregard for the cats' well-being. They're not her cats, but she has lived with them for about five years. That's five years filled with feline delight and floofy happiness. You'd expect that after five years of living in a house with cats, the live-in person will develop some kind of cordial relationship with the cats, at least. But, buffleingly enough, not in this case.

When you hear about an old lady, mostly the phrase "sweet old lady" comes to mind. Well, not in this case. We're talking about a 70-year-old live-in aunt for the past five years - who doesn't pay any rent, who never takes care of the bills, and repeatedly breaks the one rule the niece and her boyfriend set - don't let the cats out. But she lets them out all the time. Not "forgot the door open and the cat ran out, oops" sort of rule-breaking. More like "I just let the cat out again, knowingly, consciously, even if you asked me not to many times, for many reasons". Yeah.

Are we mad? Yes, we are. You don't just compromise a cat's safety because you feel like it. Especially if the outside of that specific house you live in is very unfriendly to cats. We think any cat pawrent would agree - if our cat's safety is compromised, we'd do anything in our power to prevent that from happening. Every cat pawrent cares for their cat's safety.

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Can you imagine being a cat? A hissing house prince or princess, reigning over your domestic kingdom from the top of your cat tree, or looking outside the borders and ekekeking at these invader birds. Being a cat means you get to nap whenever you want, wherever you want, and nobody's going to tell you anything about it. They'd even take pictures of your magnificence while you snooze, because they adore you so much. As they should. Because you are a cat, and cats need to be worshipped. Daily.

And in a day like this, the play pretend of becoming a cat has some other advantage - cats aren't aware of Mondays. "Monday? Don't know her. Let me plop myself on the nearest pillow and take a nap. I'm unemployed and always will be." That's just one of the many perks of being a cat. But, alas, we are mere hoomans. But cats? Cats will always be cats. And that's exactly why we love them so much. Why we adore them. Why we borderline worship them.

Hey, look at that… you forgot about Monday for a second. Not just as a concept - it's Monday right this very meowing moment. But the talk of cats made you forget for a second, and bask in the thought of floofy feline friends. And that's simply meowgical on a Monday.

Posted by Blake Seidel

Guys, we may have just found the renewable energy that will propel hoomanity into a future where we never have to worry about running out of fuel ever again. And the best part is that it's purrfectly economical, sustainable, and fluffy. You probably even have all the ingredients you need at home! We've been hard at work here at the I Can Has Cheezburger offices, and we've finally finished our prototype for the cuteness-energy-generator that will change the world. All you have to do is put your cute cat inside, then the machine converts the cuteness into a purrrrre energy that you can use to fuel anything and everything!

To prove it works, we're going to give you some funny feline memes of some very cute cats. See how these kitty cuties fill you with the energy of 1,000 zoomies? Are you not inspired and pawsitively flushing with pawsitivity? Are these memes the very thing you needed to get you through this day? If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questsions, then this proves our theory right. If you don't believe us, have a nice scroll and see how your Meownday gets better simply by scrolling through our sublime selection of cute cat memes.

The future is here, and it is cat.

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every once in a while, the CDS will manage to surprise us. Truly. And we keep thinking that we have heard it all, that no kitten delivery story could surprise us ever again. We thought that after hearing stories of cats falling through windows into people's houses and straight into their hearts, or stories about people adopting kittens via a Starbucks drive-through, and endless stories of cats just… walking into people's homes and getting adopted without question - we thought that we have seen it all, but alas, we have not. 

Apparently, some kitties have learned to knock. Really, we should be saying thank you about that. Maybe it's a good thing for them to learn how to walk. At least that way, they might stop walking directly into our homes without asking for purrmission. They would at least warn us first. They shouldn't worry though. Knocking will not stop us from adopting them right away and with no questions - just like the person in this story has proved. 

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Another weekend is coming to a close, and goodness, we are so not ready yet. That's fine though. There's still time. We have an entire Sunday ahead of us to focus on the things that matter. And the things that matter… are not being productive, are not spending time with friends and family, are not going out and working out. No, that is all secondary to the things that matter most to our mental health, and those things include a whole lot of cat memes

That is why every single week, we bring you a brand new collection of not just any funny cat memes, but the best cat posts and memes and stories straight from the depths of Twitter. It's a good thing that it takes only a couple minutes to go through a list like this, honestly. That way, once we have the things that actually matter out of the way, we can focus on all those secondary things. Or, we could just look at even more cat memes instead. 

Posted by Sarah Brown

As the cold weather begins to roll in, cats everywhere seem to know it's time for a wardrobe change. Suddenly, the sunlight isn't quite as warm, the floors feel a bit too chilly, and a cozy spot becomes more valuable than catnip. That's when the sweaters come out. The tiny knits, the fleece pullovers, and the hilariously puffy jackets that turn even the most serious cats into soft, fashionable marshmallows.

Some cats embrace their winter attire with pride, strutting around like runway models in miniature wool. Others sit perfectly still, unsure how they ended up wearing a snowflake-patterned sweater but secretly enjoying how warm it feels. And then there are the dramatic types, flopping over like they've lost the ability to walk the moment a hood touches their head.

But whether they love their outfits or simply accept them for the sake of warmth, there's something undeniably wholesome about cats bundled up against the cold. Tiny scarves, little socks, and sleepy eyes peeking out from cozy layers remind us that winter is better when we're wrapped up, snug, and surrounded by comfort.

Posted by Briana Viser

We've all had our ups and downs with the year. No matter where you are in the world, what you do, or what your life looks like, you're probably happy this year is wrapping up and that there's a new one awaiting you. A whole new set of prospects, goals, expectations, and experiences to have in the coming year, and to put this one away. We can all agree that the end of the year is a gift, and that we all need a little extra boost of wholesome, heart-melting cat memes to get through it. 

From using your cat as an emotional support, to using AI as your phantom boyfriend or girlfriend, we all have our own ways of self soothing. Cat memes are the perfect way to self sooth, especially ones that tie the year up so perfectly in a pretty bow. What truly elevates these particular memes, though, is the sense of connection running through them. You can feel the affection radiating out of every post. These aren't just pictures — they're moments of real companionship turned into universal internet joy. They remind us how grounding it is to love something small and furry and unpredictable. They remind us of the comfort of being greeted at the door, of lazy mornings with warm paws tucked against you, of the gentle slam of a cat deciding your laptop is now its bed.

Posted by Blake Seidel

Losing one of our cats is one of our worst fears. You try to be super-duper careful, leave no doors or windows open, inform visitors of the flight risks, and yet, accidents happen. A door closed, but not all the way, or a stray window left cracked open, and out they go to explore the big, bad world. They don't know how dangerous it is, but we do. So you search, you shake treat bags, you leave your clothes out so they can find you by smell, and you wait. You wait until you can't anymore.

The couple below had given up hope after the very thing happened to them. Their cat jumped off their balcony and decided to go on an adventure. They didn't find their cat for weeks. Until a man found a scared, but well-groomed cat in his workplace weeks later. He took a picture of the cat, reverse-image-searched for it (isn't technology today just so cool??), and found their 'missing cat' posters. He called them to inform them he found their cat, and they were both relieved and shocked. The relief is obvious, but they were shocked to learn that their cat was found 90km, or around 56 miles, away from their house.

They still have no idea how the cat got so far away, but they do know that him being found and returned to them was a complete and total meowracle. Read more of their rescue story below!

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Some humans can bond with a cat almost instantly. For most of us, all it takes is a well-timed purr, a twitching floofy tail, and an adorable little meow to melt our hearts like butter. A local animal lover in this next story never imagined they would be a kitten-guy, but after discovering a sweet, soot-colored fluffball under his porch, he had no choice but to take the kitty in. 

With other pets in the house scorning the feline's rampant energy, the man reluctantly fell head over heels for the kitten, teaching it to use the litter box, climb the cat tree, and be a polite house cat. All was gravy until he realized that his neighbor had lost a kitten that looked suspiciously like the one he had found outside. After 3 weeks, and with a heavy heart, he returned the kitten to their rightful owners. Not only was the grey kitten a civilized gentleman, but the animal lover was furrever touched by the feline soul next door. 

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