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Cats may have a reputation for being aloof, but any pawrent knows the truth. Some cats are absolute stage five clingers, and honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way. These affectionate felines aren't shy about showing their love, whether it's by trailing you from room to room, plopping down on your laptop mid-email, or curling up right on your chest the moment you lie down. Personal space? Never heard of it.

For clingy cats, there's no better place to be than glued to their hooman. Bathroom breaks turn into "bring a buddy" time, cooking becomes a shared experience (with extra supervision), and even sleeping is a team activity. Bonus points if they can somehow hog the pillow. They're not just cats. They're live-in shadows with purr motors.

Sure, it can be a little tricky to function with a velcro kitty wrapped around your legs, but those headbutts, biscuit-making paws, and constant cuddles are just their way of saying "I love you." And being chosen as their favorite perch is the purrk of a lifetime.

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The Cat Distribution System is truly a curious thing. On the one hand, it seems to strongly favor the timid and otherwise shy cattos who would never find their furever home if it were not for the CDS intervening and matching them up with an appropriate hooman. And in other cases it feels as though incredibly extroverted and clever cattos use it like tinder, swiping through a list of potential pawrents, picking out the one they want and heading out to claim them.

And today's story features the latter kind of catto who rocked up to a job site and was so adamant that it was coming home with its new pawrent that it began climbing up their trousers to make sure that they got a lift home at the end of the day. An impressive and unexpected feat of dominance from a kitten who barely knows anything about the world it lives in.
 

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Midweek madness, how did you sneak up on us so quickly? We could've sworn it was just the weekend a second ago. Can it just… always be the weekend? Pretty please? Because let's be real - those feline-filled days of chaos and cuddles were everything, and we'd like a constant replay.

Over the weekend, we decided to do something bold. Instead of rolling our eyes at our cat's 4 AM zoomies, we joined in. That's right - full participation in the wall-running, hallway-parkouring, random-screaming-at-nothing rituals that only cats truly understand. And honestly? It was one of the silliest, most glorious choices we've ever made. Sure, our neighbors may not love us anymore (sorry, friends), but our cat looked at us like we finally "got it". Zoomie enlightenment achieved.

But now it's midweek madness. The alarms are going off, the to-do lists are yelling, and we can't exactly explain to our boss that we're too tired from sprinting around in the middle of the night with our cat. All we really want is to head straight home, ditch the adult responsibilities, and go right back to running up the walls with our floofy chaos cat commander. Until then, we'll settle for some sassy cat memes to keep that confidence and energy alive.

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Cats are mischievous little buggers, aren't they? They're always finding something new to nom on, and when we finally get them to stop chewing on our headphones cord, they move on to something else. Then it's toilet paper. Then it's the plastic rings that come attached from the bottle cap. And then, we move on to the final boss of cat chews… hair ties. You have a million of them lying around your house… or do you? Better go check because, as we learned from the story below, they can cost you a pretty penny at the vet's office!

Meet Mamba, our fuzzy friend below. This gorgeous voidling started by playing with his momma's hair ties, and then moved on to saving them for a snack. He got sick and they couldn't figure out why, until they found out that he had eaten over 100 hair ties and needed surgery. Luckily, they caught it in time and now he's out of surgery and recovering in the arms of his pawrents, filled with love. 

Those little stretchy circles may not be as harmless as you think. Learn from Mamba and keep your hair ties and strings locked up and away from your kitties!

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Another workday is ahead of us, and as usual, we find ourselves contemplating whether we should get up and get productive or call in sick and spend the day doing absolutely nothing with our cats at home. And as usual, we have no answer. It's a real dilemma. Of course, we cannot make a decision like this with the alarm blaring beside us and filling us with negative fumes. We can only make it after we smile, and to smile right now, we need one thing and one thing only - we need funny cat memes. 

This is our solution to the morning's conundrum. Silly cat memes. Seriously. Because beginning our day by gently snorting at a bunch of ridiculous cat memes means starting our day with a smile, and once you smile, the decisions you make are much more likely to be the right ones. It's crucial to start your day on the right paw, and then, if you call in fake sick, at least you can do it knowing that you'll spend the rest of your day happy. 

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Who said cat posts can be impurrfect? Wait—that was me. I think I was just bluffing… Come to think of it, I don't think I would ever peg feline funnies as such. Cat owners know that their felines rule the world and can do no wrong, which is technically the epawtome of purrfection. Anyways…

Feline funnies are not hard to come by, especially ones that will bring a warm smile to anyone's face. Cats will put all of their paws into one basket to ensure they're making the hoomans who love them smile, but the thing is: they don't even need to try. It just happens.

I can spend all day talking about the low hum of a cat's meows, a purr that could cure any ailment, or a tail that is as animated as ever. Heck, I do that for a living. But I sincerely think these feline funnies speak for themselves, and have the potential to light up any face that may come across them. If you don't believe me, the pawdorable faces speak for themselves. Don't say I didn't warn you… Cuteness overload pending!

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This pawrent just welcomed home a new feline friend, a sleek black American Shorthair, and the whole experience feels a little suspurrcious. Most cats raise a chorus of meows on car rides, but this cool kitty only chimed in for a couple minutes before calmly gazing out the window like a seasoned traveler. Once home, he strolled into his isolation room, ate, drank, used the litter box, and didn't even bother with the classic "hide under the furniture" routine. To add to the plot twist, when the resident door-opening cat barged in, the two got along without any hissterics.

Now this handsome boy is happily snoozing on the bed, following his new hooman around like a loyal shadow, and even tolerating cuddles without a single squirm. For someone used to cats being sassy little enigmas, it's baffling to have such a purrfectly behaved companion. To top it off, while the rescue says he's four, his lanky legs, oversized ears, and fuzzy kitten vibe are making everyone question his age. Either way, he's already stealing hearts and clearly knows he's landed on his paws.

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It is getting late in the work week and that can only mean one thing, boredom and burnout are setting in. it is an inescapable truth, but each and every week this is what happens when we are worked to the bone. But as per usual, we are not going to let you cope with this weight without some catto support, which today we bring to you in the form of this collection of funny photos of feline fur baby goofballs to help you get rid of the grumpies. For what are our cute cat children good for if not their pawesome ability to slack off and do silly things to help ease our bubbling burnout.

So take a moment or two for yourself, find a quiet spot where you can laugh out loud, snort and chuckle to yourself without being caught and get stuck into this list of silly felines. 
 

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