Posted by Briana Viser

We're all familiar with the stereotype of the crazy cat lady. She's unmarried, lives alone, may spend a little bit too much time alone, and she has way too many cats. How many is too many? In the story below, the protagonist's girlfriend has 6 cats. Yes, 6 cats. Too many? Let's unpack the story. The protagonist is a guy who's dating a 27-yearpold woman who already has 5 cats. She works as a waitress and doesn't have a ton of funds for cats. Her boyfriend is worried for several reasons. He doesn't like to see that her "rescuer" instinct is this drastic, as well as feeling like she's devoting a little too much of her time, attention, money, and sanity to the cats. 

He even asks her if she cares more about her cats than she cares about him, and she says she chooses the cats. He wonders how far things will go after she adopts a 6th cat, and if she will eventually adopt much more. 

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Oh, if cats had thumbs… they'd rule the world, no questions asked. Now, as fellow feline fanatics, you probably know that cats rule the world, but there are people who dispute this claim with a wave of a hand (weirdos). But if only cats had thumbs and were able to type posts all over the interwebs, all these other people would know of cats' greatness without us, feline fanatic fans, needing to explain to them that cats do, in fact, rule the world.

Cats' posts on Facebook would probably be of an exclusive cat pawrty that you're definitely not invited to. Cats' posts on X (or Twitter) would be status updates on the fullness level of their bowls, and how their human cat slaves are slacking off in their one job of catering to their every need. Cats' posts on Instagram would be the most fabulous feline photos you've ever seen, absolutely breathtaking and envy-inducing. Cats' posts on TikTok would be… well, cat videos, of course.

We gathered a sample of some cat posts they'd probably post, if only they had thumbs. And will. And the ability to type in English. But that's not a lot, right? It's just some simple steps cats need to take before completely dominating the entire world.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

You know what this Thursday could use, feline fam? A little meowtrageousness. It's time to shake up the catnip bag and get us out of our usual workweek funk. We've been on the same meownotonous routine for weeks now of waking up, feeding our cats, going to work, coming home, feeding our cats, Netflix, sleeping, and doing it all over again and again. We just can't take it anymore. We need some fluffy energy, a little mayhem, and some feline foolishness to make us feel alive!

That's where we come in. There's no animal that keeps you guessing more than a cat. You just never know what they're going to do next. One second, they could be napping like peaceful little angels, and the next, they're climbing your curtains like possessed creatures from a horror movie. Since that might be a little too much mayhem, we'll settle for the next best thing - cat memes! They have all the funny flavor of our hissterical cats at home, but without any of the actual chaos. They're purre silliness, and nothing can turn your day around like a good dose of feline funnies. Even if you're having the worst day ever, they can make you smile, and purrhaps, even chuckle!

Your day is about to get a whole lot more moewtragous, and 100% more hissterical. Enjoy!

Posted by Blake Seidel

You may be a cat lover, but are you a true cat connoisseur? Do you find yourself thinking about cats every second of every day? When there is an awkward pause in small talk, do you break the silence with random, yet mysterious, cat facts? Do you have at least one cat at home, or purrhaps, one of each variety? If so, then welcome to the club! We're something of expurrts of cats here at I Can Has Cheezburger, seeing as we're the who's who of all things cat-related on the internet. We're every cat purrson's dream - we wake up, go to work, and talk about cats literally all day. Yes, you can be jealous of us.

We love cats so much that we went out and got a job that uses our cat knowledge and expurrtise to our advantage. We know where to find the silliest cats on the internets every day, and then give them to you to make your day fluffier, funnier, and purrfectly more feline. They may not be any replacement for your cute kitties at home, but they'll get the job done and put a smile on your face until you can clock out and rush home to kiss their tiny little heads. 

And you know what the best part is? They do it all simply by being cats - the most purrfect creatures to ever exist. Now you can say you're a true cat connoisseur.

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you don't need much to turn your frown upside down. You really don't. You just need the right thing. Small but wholesome. Tiny but purrfectly sweet. You don't need world peace to happen on that very day, all you need, sometimes, when things are just a little bit off, is a pile of playful paws in the form of a couple fuzzy feline funnies

Seriously, some funny cat memes to enjoy first thing in the morning or during your lunch break at work is everything that you need. It's the little things that can make a difference, and sometimes, taking a few extra minutes for yourself throughout the day to scroll through some silly cat memes and smile for a little while is just the thing that you need. So that is exactly what we have for you here today. That little pocket-sized bunch of wholesomeness and joy that you need. So, take those couple of minutes, invest them in yourself, and enjoy these precious cat memes

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We have to say that over our time writing for ICHC, we have seen the cat ,distribution system make some strange deliveries. It has once delivered a kitten to a couple on a picnic - at two in the morning. It has once delivered a kitten to someone via the Starbucks drive-through - just on a random day, someone showed up with a backseat full of kittens, and one barista had to go home early. Kittens were once delivered to a church in a box - a suspicious box that required the requesting of a bomb squad. 

And still, even with everything that we have seen so far, this delivery might be the most ridiculous one. Out of nowhere, as this man was living his normal life, a kitten suddenly flew into his room through the window. Just like that. Maybe he put in a request with the cat distribution system, we don't know, but either way, we did not know that it could do same-day deliveries via the sky. 

Posted by Laurent Shinar

The afternoon of a working day can be quite the drag. Especially if you happen to be working in a western office where they do not offer nap time. And after consuming your fourth or fifth caffeinated beverage, your brain might be wired awake, but your bodily sensations are rather dull.

Making it tough to actually care about what is going on in front of you. Which is why we wanted to get you back into gear with this collections of hilariously unique If i fists I its photos of felines, to inspire your creativity and to remind you that sometimes all you need is a slightly different pawspective to what you had only moments before to make all the difference to your day. So find yourself a quiet spot to indulge in this feline delight, and when you are done, purrhaps you will yourself enjoy search for a spot to squeeze into…

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Posted by Briana Viser

Humor is subjective, but that being said, here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we're making the executive decision for you to rank these cat memes in order of least to most funny. Humor is a saving grace for many; through life's tumults and absurdity, we always have laughter to distract us from existential thoughts, broken hearts, and government crises. Cats basically rule the internet; they're moderators of the technological world, and are a great source of entertainment for most people. 

For cat people, this is especially true. Whether they're sitting like loaves, pulling the most dramatic faces they possibly can, staring into space like someone possessed, or simply existing with chaotic grace, cats have mastered the art of unintentional comedy. So, in the spirit of feline fandom and a little harmless ranking, we present a roster of adorable cuties—graded not by beauty (because every cat is stunning), but by how much they make us laugh.

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

A cat adoption story of "From Rags to Riches" always moves a feline fan's heart. We know cats, and we know the hardships strays are going through in the streets. But that's why it can heart the heart even more when we can guess a cat didn't simply rise from rags to riches - but was in riches, robbed of them by being dumped outside, living in the rags. And it's easy to guess - when the stray is extra friendly, like they look for an opportunity to return to the love, warmth, and nurturing they once knew. And it breaks the feline fan's heart.

But we're not here to break your heart - we're here to heal it. This next story, about a handsome orange boy who "flirted" with a human to be adopted, is one with a happy ending. You see, it's not every day that a man opens his car for a sweet stray cat to just fall asleep in for hours. But that was the day he also drove him home to his girlfriend (and the many other animals they raise together). A warm bed and a vet visit later, and this handsome feline fellow is flourishing. What can we say, we're beaming with purride over this caring couple who took time, money, and effort to nurture this cat back to health.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

The first time I tried to adopt a cat, my sister and I went into an animal shelter to find a sweet feline in need of a home. However, ten minutes into the visit, I started sneezing, and before I knew it, my eyes started to close and my skin began to swell.

I was sure I was allergic to cats, and that I would never be able to adopt a furry feline of my own. However, I refused to give up, and did every checkup known to man to see what needed to be done so that I could welcome a catto into my home.

Today, I am the purroud owner of two beautiful fur babies, and neither of them makes me sneeze whatsoever.

I can go on and on about my story, but the story below is even more heartwarming than mine. This sweet hooman adopted a senior cat after he was returned twice to the shelter for being "too clingy." Then, the new owner discovered she was definitely allergic to her new furriend, but returning him to the shelter was not an option for her.

Keep scrolling to read how she overcame this struggle!

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Daylight Saving Time is soon… which means you can use all of the sunshine you can get. Feline funnies are a great way of warming and brightening up your day, so stick with us here to indulge in some of the most comedic cat comedy posts on the meowrket!

Cozy fall days are usually spent wrapped in cable-knit blankets and drinking warm tea, our felines by our sides and our candles perfectly lit. This is the purrfect day for most of us, but sometimes, we need some vitamin D to soften our rough edges. With Daylight Saving Time imminent, it's important to remember that the darkness is temporary, and the light will come to visit us again. In the meantime, however, you have to find ways to supplement your need for some sun…

Which brings us to our favorite time of the day: cat comedy posts. If you're here, you most likely already know what goes down on this site. We are happy to provide our pet parents with the best of the best wholesome humor, and today is no exception. You had better grab a pair of sunnies… these posts feel especially bright today! Scroll below to get your day started on the bright foot.

Posted by Sarah Brown

From under these hoomans' car, a tired but determined momma cat decided they looked like her best chance at a better life. She dragged out one tiny kitten, meowed her heart out for help, and soon revealed six more fuzzy surprises. Seven kittens in total. Talk about a pawful! The rescuers opened their home, giving the little family a cozy spare bedroom, and momma kitty, clearly relieved, purred her thanks like a motor running on gratitude.

Over time, two kittens packed their whiskers and went off to Oregon, while the other five found loving homes through a local sanctuary. It was a full-blown success story, complete with happy tails and full food bowls. Momma, though, had already claimed her forever spot, right in the heart of her rescuers.

Now named Mia, this lynx point Siamese beauty has retired from motherhood and is heading for her spay appointment soon. No more late-night feedings or kitten chaos, just naps, treats, and love. From roadside rescue to spoiled house queen, Mia's story is pure purrfection.

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Posted by Briana Viser

No good deed goes unpunished, or at least that's what they say. If you feel like this sentiment speaks to you in any way, then you'll certainly enjoy the story below. It centers around two cats and their rescuer. A man found two cats crying outside a nursing home in a bush, one only a kitten and the other fully grown. He calls the humane society to get exact information on if he can take the cats or not. It's a hot summer day in the middle of Ohio, and he could see that the cats needed immediate vet attention. So he gets the approval, and he takes the cats. He rescues them, nurses them back to health, only for him to get a call from the nursing home saying that one of the residents is accusing him of stealing the cats. 

It's a bit of back and forth, but ultimately the wholesome recuing hooman who took the cats from the bush refuses to return them. He could see their life there, and how much better off they'd be if they were given up to owners who could care for them. 

Posted by Briana Viser

A pre-breakfast scroll binge is not only enticing, it's good for the soul. There are few things we do before breakfast, but scrolling somehow makes the cut. We turn off the alarm, roll out of bed, brush our teeth, pet our precious furry friend, and sometimes make it to our phone to do a good ol' scroll before the difficulties of the day begin. The morning often sets the tone for the whole day. For many, scrolling through humorous or comforting online media serves as a transitional space between sleep and the start of the day. Cat memes, in particular, play an important role in this ecosystem through their ability to transcend anyone and anything. 

Sometimes a good binge is all we need to really feel better, whether it's food, a Netflix show, or a good scroll. With the cold seasons approaching and building up, the winds winding, the skies greying, it's always a comfort go-to to scroll some adorable cat memes. 

Posted by Laurent Shinar

The passing of a cat pawrent can be especially tough on their cat child. For while the hoomans around understand what has happened, and have to cope with that understanding, the cat child is at an immediate disadvantage, lacking the ability to completely comprehend what has happened to their pawrent.

A scary position to be in, without a doubt. But what is possibly even more terrifying is that as this late person's cat child you could be pawned off to any number of disinterested relatives or even worse the local shelter. Luckily, the story we have for you today does not go that way, and instead tells the tale of a kind and caring man who moved heaven and earth to make the transition for his late friend's cat child as smooth and painless as possible. Even if it cost him in a few scratches along the way.
 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Cats are not known for making friends easily. In fact, cats are renowned for their purrfect pickiness when it comes to new people, pets, or even food. But every once in a while, a cat will open their heart to an unexpected friend. The key to making a cat your friend is to find common ground and make them understand that you share their interests and general disdain for others. Naturally, for us, this isn't hard because we hate everyone that isn't a cat, but that's also why we're considered expurrts over here at the I Can Has Cheezburger offices.

But we're not here to talk about us, we're here to talk about a chonky cat (one of our furvorite topics) and his unlikely best friend - a dragon. A bearded one, and nowhere near the size of one of Deanery's dragons, but a dragon nonetheless. They've bonded over sunbathing, long periods of silence, and enjoying scratches, but more than that, they've pawsitively captured the internet's heart. Some people say they shouldn't be together, but we say that they're a match made in heaven. Let them enjoy laying in warm places without a single sound and just enjoy the cuteness they make together. They're happy, so why aren't you?

Posted by Blake Seidel

It breaks our feline-shaped hearts to see stray cats struggling outside. If money (and space) were no object, we would happily take them all in and run our own cat sanctuary pawsitively bursting with cats in need. Maybe after we marry a millionaire who is also a cat lover. A humble cat dad can dream, right?

Some cats need more help than others, though. As heartbreaking as it is to see strays who were born outside survive there, it's even more gut-wrenching to know that some of them were abandoned by their families and are now forced to live in an unfamiliar world. To go from beds to piles of leaves, from protected walls to the open air, where security is hard to come by. We can't imagine how scary, and sad, that must be.

But for every cat thrown out onto the streets, there is an angel waiting to save them. The woman in the video below spent three weeks gaining the trust of a scared stray cat, even climbing onto rooftops to be able to give her food close to her hiding spot. After a while, the cat started to allow her to come close, and the hooman was eventually able to prove that she was trustworthy. After taking her to the vet, she discovered that the cat's previous pawrents abandoned her, and upon hearing that, she decided to adopt her, naming her 'Mochi'. Mochi took time, but she believes in love again, and it just makes us so happy to see it.

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